The Prince has left for the night, confident that his office will be well taken care of. And it surely will be. It’s a shame he’s not around to see who’s personally attending to the mahogany. Have you ever seen a maid polish a desk with her bare boobs? Well, you will now. Too bad he won’t. Because this maid is not just any maid from any agency. This maid is moonlighting to get a break from her career as Britain’s most well-known (not to mention bustiest) model. Let’s hope the tabloid newspapers don’t find out about this.
Linsey has a big night planned. She’s going to a party. Maybe she’ll get lucky. Linsey does a mental countdown of what she’s done so far to prepare that great body for the evening ahead. Bath. Hair. Make-up. She then puts a hand between her legs and touches…bush! (“He reaches down into my knickers,” fantasizes Linsey. “Ah!, I’ve got a hairy jungle! He puts his hand down my knickers and feels…nothing! I’m going to shave my pussy.”) So that’s what she needs to do as the last step! Slick down until her pussy zone is as smooth and as hairless as a cueball. “All men love shaven pussies,” Linsey proclaims. Even so, she saves some shorn follicles before she gets the lady razor and the shaving cream and gets down to it.
This is one of Linsey’s earliest videos made in January, 1997. Even at 18, no camera men needed to give LDM any pointers about gyration, teasing, erotic self-touching and sexy bed rolling. She’s naturally self-taught, learned more each day and knew exactly what to do to make tit-guys happy. “I always wanted to be a model,” Linsey said,” any sort of model really. I didn’t plan on doing nude work, but once I grew these big boobs, I thought, well, I’ve got the assets so I might as well use them!” Thank God she did. This video is unarguable proof of why Linsey became a mega-star with breast-men from the beginning. Just the one look…was all it took. Magic!
Jane of the Jungle has nothing on our Linsey Dawn as she rides The Bungee Sexperience (Bungeesex.com) by Cords Unlimited, Inc. LDM really gets into the swing of things, and this contraption is fantastic for shaking her boobs and spreading her pussy. Linsey gets into the wildest positions that would be impossible to do on a bed or couch. The angles of her body and the poses she does should stiffen you up in no time. Linsey mastered this tricky gizmo immediately, another display of her many talents. In the last third of “Linsey Swings It,” LDM hits the turf for a round of extremely horny floorwork, as only she can. Another sexy, unique Linsey video directed by Tushna!
Linsey’s gone back. Back to the future. She’s wearing the poodle skirt, the hair scarf, the cat’s eye glasses, the tight titty-blouse and best of all, the bullet bra with pointy “cone” cups that all the girls and women wore in the 1950′s. The kind of bras that gave women super-pointers, jutting and thrusting their headlights forward at a 90 degree angle. Where have these bras gone? If Linsey were superimposed into a TechniColor Hollywood movie with James Dean or John Saxon, she’d fit right in. Now alone in her bedroom after class, she waxes romantically about some jerk-wad named Billy who makes her little heart go thumpity-thump-thump and her knickers all soggy. It’s a sure bet that Linsey is going to do what her sex-ed teacher warned her not to do. The rampaging hormones of youth will alway triumph over the edicts of a dried up biddy and Linsey has just the right thing for the job. No, not A-hole Billy. A gift from an old pervert named Doc Johnson. Linsey may be the most stacked, curvaceous, hottest babygirl in her school but alone in her room, her horny, wet pussy needs a thick, hard tool sliding in and out.
Linsey is so mean, nasty and tough in this, she scares the shit out of us. What a bitch! Linsey is standing in a makeshift cage looking ready for action. She’s dressed like she’s clubbing and has walked into an alley to have a cigarette. Behind her in this weird place are glory holes for guys to put their cocks through. She strips nude down to her heels in record time and talks trash like a nymphomaniac convict. Linsey bangs on the chain-link fence of the cage from the inside with a vibrator and demands sexual attention. She makes her way back to the graffiti-covered wall where two real-looking cock-toys are sticking through the holes. One of them is mouth-level for a kneeling girl and the other is lower. Linsey services both of them orally, licking and sucking the dicks. It looks realistic because the cocks and balls are life-like. After the higher of the cocks shoots a load on her boobs, she moves to the lower cock and puts it between her boobs. She pumps it furiously with her hand until suddenly more spunk is dropping onto her boobs. This video was originally lensed for LinseysWorld and was edited into the DVD Maximum Insertion. This video and The Fuck Machine are the closest to depicting “hardcore” that LDM has done in her solo vids.
Isn’t this your lucky, lucky day? Now what’s a sexy, big-breasted bird sitting there like that for, reading a magazine, waiting for the bus? Damn, what a rack! Seems that Linsey’s wheels are being serviced and detailed so she’s got to take the bus today to get around town. It also seems that it’s going to be a bit of a wait. Poor Linsey. You’d think that there’d be a line of blokes around the block happy to play chauffeur. What’s she going to do for the next few minutes? What are YOU going to do? Hanging around a bus stop is a boring bit of business. Linsey will try her bust to keep you occupied until you’re both on your way to wherever you’re going. Watch and see.
Linsey is cleaning a supersonic blue 2001 Acura Integra GSR. It’s got a B18c1 motor, AEM intake, Comptech headers, Skunk2 Intake Manifold, Msd Cables, Coil and Blaster, a Tanabe Racing exhaust and a VAFC computer and it rides on HnR springs. Other than that, it’s your average go-to-work, drop-off-the-laundry car. This is LDM’s homage to the movie Cool Hand Luke.
Let the amazing one know how you like it.
Linsey begins this vid by reading a Boob Beat column by Elliot James in January 2004 SCORE magazine about her being newly single. The Brit superbabe and her first hub (who did the horizontal cha-cha with her in Ultimate Linsey) have divorced so she’s back on the solo scene. What to do now? A quick toying is the answer to all female situations! Linsey bounced back later on because nothing keeps her down for long.
Booty is right! Lots of booty! Linsey has the best booty. Before Linsey heads out for a night of clubbing at her favorite spots in London, she likes to warm up her booty with some practice time. Consider yourself very fortunate because you’re going to get more than just some hip-swiveling dancing in tight pants. You’re going to see Linsey lube up an arse-plug and stick it into her lovely booty hole. And then you’re going to see Linsey retrieve a thick plastic cock, lube that up too and plug her tight pussy, squish-squish! Her thighs glisten with smeared lube as she does this. And that’s not the end of it. But you’ll have to play this show to see the rest. Booty Nights features awesome close-ups and excellent camerawork. The staff of LinseysWorld needed tremendous self-control to not run to the loo to alleviate the great strain while preparing this video. Videos like Booty Nights are better than hardcore and better than grainy webcams.